All I Have Left Lyrics

Well there once was a bird named SammyWho had a yellow headYou might say this bird is crazyWhy can't he fly straight ahead?Well, he never seems to knowExactly where he will goIs he...Read Full Lyrics

I'm giving up on you 'cause of all the thing you doyou wear your hair up in a spikealways do things that I don't likelike the time you slashed my tiresthen you lit my clothes on fi...Read Full Lyrics

I went to Gino's just the other dayI asked the lady for some SoBeShe looked at me, and she said okayThen she said....We have Canolli todaySarah RoniI went to Gino's just the other ...Read Full Lyrics

I tied my own shoes todayI tied my own shoes todayBecause we're not famous,and I can't afford to pay somebody elseI tied my own shoes todayI tied my own shoes todayNo one votes for...Read Full Lyrics

Hey yeah it's Saturday eveningI don't have to worry about anythingGot nothing on my mindExcept havin a good time123 come on throw me the frisbee145 feels good to be alive whoa-ohoh...Read Full Lyrics

Nick and RossDrink lead paintThey are retardedThey can't make a set listNick and Ross! Drink Lead Paint!Nick and Ross! Drink Lead Paint!Nick and Ross! Drink Lead Paint!Nick and Ros...Read Full Lyrics

I've found a new beauty secret for my RodIt feels so good when I rub it all over ..Todd!So soft and silky with the most beautiful sheenIt came in a box labeled, Not Penis Cream!Not...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I find, cuando [some Mexican crap]My mind unwinds, takes me away to a different kind of placeFeels like I'm floating through space and I feel the sun in my faceAnd it's a...Read Full Lyrics

They all say she's just another groupie slut (she's just a hoe, she's just a hoe)Said I thought you anything but, think againSometimes reputations, out live their applicationsSome ...Read Full Lyrics

I took this damn thing outSo I could measure my screen And now this motherfuckers brokenOh can't you see what I mean?Tape Measure, Tape Measure, why are you broken?...Read Full Lyrics