Alligator Ass Lyrics

I have been libelled as a wanderer, This is not the case.I have home, its just that it's an Inconvenient place (right now). "None is too many of that kind." I overhear you say, You...Read Full Lyrics

The violins weep with the Gypsies heading for Andalusia, The violins cry for the Arabs departing Andalusia.The violins cry for a lost epoch that will not return, The violins cry fo...Read Full Lyrics

My my myfound in a shoe boxmy daddy people came from far awaymamma lived on the porch of the rich folksmy daddy had to work to payAlabama Mississippi LuisiannaKentucky TexacanaI ca...Read Full Lyrics

Every song is a kind of prayer, Every prayer is a kind of advertising jingle, Every jingle is a kind of epitaph, Song-prayer to the Volcano God. They say he has an invisible hand T...Read Full Lyrics

Flower said, "I wish I was a tree" The tree said, "I wish I could be A different kind of tree" The cat wished that it was a bee The turtle wished that it could fly Really high int...Read Full Lyrics

You hang in the tree looking ripe and bigBut you insist on clinging to the highest twigWell I plead and I pray, oh how I beseech youTell me how on earth I can ever reach youLittle ...Read Full Lyrics

When I took off my trainer wheelsI hit the road and skinned my kneeAnd stubbed my toe as I stood upAnd banged my head upon a treeMy brother asked "Are you OK?"So many times it drov...Read Full Lyrics

I try to be everything to everyone in every wayI try to be everywhere with every answer, every dayBut I'm spreading out so thin, my smile's caving inUntil I'm slightly less than no...Read Full Lyrics

One man's fish is another man's poissonCooked bread, raw toastWet dirt, dry mudTuna of the barnyard, camel of the seaPigeon of the sewer, potato of the treeOverground rabbit, under...Read Full Lyrics

My car doesn't have a stereo systemMy car doesn't have a cellular phoneMy car's clock is stuck at 8:50My car's parked in a tow-away zoneChorus: But my car's got a nice roofrackBrig...Read Full Lyrics