Alternate Ending To The Wonder Years Where We Learn He Dreamed It All In A Coma Lyrics

she couldn't find anything to be offended by today so she made something up off the top of her head little did she know the deity I sacrificed her to was also made up off the top o...Read Full Lyrics

we're not young we're not old we're on the porch screaming at those damn kids and their great grandparents to get off the fucking planet not sure who's death I look forward to more...Read Full Lyrics

Joanna Angel's prude evil twin saw fit to open her whore mouth again and by the hair on my chinny chin chin if justice existed her skull would cave in she's got a problem with "dam...Read Full Lyrics

one more guilt tripone more guilt tripone more guilt tripone more guilt trip...Read Full Lyrics

yeah cunt, I heard everything I can lon longer hold in my lighter at the thought of you hitchhiking all the way up north and winding up in a trunk and how you like getting thrown f...Read Full Lyrics

jessica chobot walking the streets looking for a job I kick her in the face and say "that's for Ryan Dunn" morgan webb is panicked she just pissed her pants "how will I hide the fa...Read Full Lyrics

Defective birth You're a walking neurosis Zack Morris you'll never fucking be Imaginary friends created by others will lead you to your only real friends...and then drive you away ...Read Full Lyrics

We were told we were lesser than everyone Now we judge like we're better than everyone Wheres the line, building character And creating monsters? I can't tell you Figure it out You...Read Full Lyrics

No ones reason to masturbate lives here I spread revolting worldwide I paint this world ugly Recreate it in my image The playing field newly level Beaten to death with ugly sticks ...Read Full Lyrics

I can't wait to be on History channel being interviewed in the shadows about that time we jumped some kids in pikachu hats over some turf at a con The clowns are official and soon ...Read Full Lyrics