Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Lyrics

Never be rude to an ArabAn Israeli, or Saudi, or JewNever be rude to an IrishmanNo matter what you doNever poke fun at a N*ggerA Spick, or a Wop, or a Kraut And never put down(Expl...Read Full Lyrics

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The world today is absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's wh...Read Full Lyrics

[PROF. JONES:] Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough teams for the winter plowing. Profes...Read Full Lyrics

And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs.Hmm....I've got two legsFrom my hips to the groundAnd when I move them they walk aroundAnd when I lift them they cl...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisIsn't it frightfully good to have a dongIt's swell to have a stiffyIt's divine to own a dickFrom the tiniest little tadgerTo the world's bigges...Read Full Lyrics

Take it away Eric the Orchestra LeaderA-one, two, a-one two three fourHalf a bee, philosophically,Must, ipso facto, half not be.But half the bee has got to beVis a vis, its entity....Read Full Lyrics

I've got ninety thousand French francs in my fridgeI've got lots of lovely LireNow the Deutschmark's getting dearerAnd my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn bridgeThere is nothing...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and spam a lo...Read Full Lyrics