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[PROF. JONES:] Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough teams for the winter plowing. Profes...Read Full Lyrics

And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs.Hmm....I've got two legsFrom my hips to the groundAnd when I move them they walk aroundAnd when I lift them they cl...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisIsn't it frightfully good to have a dongIt's swell to have a stiffyIt's divine to own a dickFrom the tiniest little tadgerTo the world's bigges...Read Full Lyrics

Take it away Eric the Orchestra LeaderA-one, two, a-one two three fourHalf a bee, philosophically,Must, ipso facto, half not be.But half the bee has got to beVis a vis, its entity....Read Full Lyrics

I've got ninety thousand French francs in my fridgeI've got lots of lovely LireNow the Deutschmark's getting dearerAnd my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn bridgeThere is nothing...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and spam a lo...Read Full Lyrics

The most interesting thing about King Charles the First,Is that he was 5'6" at the start of his reign,But only 4'8" tall at the end of it.Because ofOliver Cromwell, Lord Protector ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today,In the Middle East, you know?And I'm so worried about the baggage retrievalSystem they've got at Heathrow.I'm so worried about the fashi...Read Full Lyrics

"Well the weather for the whole areaWill continue much the same as the past few daysTemperatures seventeen centigrade, that's forty-nine FahrenheitWinds will freshen later tonight ...Read Full Lyrics