Amendment Song Lyrics

Cops.. In Springfield Bad cops, bad cops Bad cops, bad cops Springfield cops are on the take But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse We don't ...Read Full Lyrics

In this trailor, I get so cold and lonely, Lying here awake at night, Pray to God if only you weren't married, That I might ask you to bunk with me tonight, Bunk with me tonight, o...Read Full Lyrics

(to tune of Big Spender) Hey Big Spender Dig this blender Rainbow suspenders, Hey big spender, Spen some dough on table 3. Now give it up for table 5! (to tune of staying alive b...Read Full Lyrics

Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart When the coach called me up to the plate. I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin. My average was point double-o eigh...Read Full Lyrics

There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital City People stop and scream hello in... Capital City! It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king and it makes a king ...Read Full Lyrics

(to the tune of "escape[the pina colada song]") Bart: if you like refund adjustments and the music i play send a check to my friend, Ralph, and he'll send you a tape (now to the ...Read Full Lyrics

(All completely capital words are sounds.) You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-Mart, and nobody would care But the heart and sole of Springfield's in Are Maisson Derriere We...Read Full Lyrics

I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z. No you'll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along. You finally made a monkey Yes, we fina...Read Full Lyrics

how do you find the defendant? He's guilty of mayhem exposure indecent Freaked out behavior both chronic and recent drinking and driving narcotics possession and thats just page o...Read Full Lyrics

Some folks'lll never eat a skunk But then again, some folks'll Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel Most folks'll never lose a toe But then again, some folks'll Like Cletus, the slac...Read Full Lyrics