Yee-haw!
Sort of!
Not really!
Here at the Tupperware Twang Factory:
Waylon and Williams pics hang crooked
Mary & Carrie tributes sit by the basement
They're kept for appear...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Vital Organ Auction
Waking up, one down, to a daybreak
With a destination of dynamite
The mountains can be murderers
When you wanna shine like anthracite
Nature and humankind holding knives,
Nurt...Read Full Lyrics
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Distinguished members
Of our decorated society,
Your attention to center stage
If you would please
The Order of Nostalgic Waxers
Has called this meeting
To discuss the myster...Read Full Lyrics
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Line up... Line up... [x 3]
Line up, line up!
Line up love lyrics
And whine just right
(Line up love lyrics...)
Line up those lyrics
And it's success overnight
(...and w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Vital Organ Auction
Dear friends and dear family:
We have gathered here today
To celebrate the beauty of
Rooney & Jolley,
Two of humanity's finest human beings,
Who were taken from us all
By a t...Read Full Lyrics
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I will never forget the night that J.D. Salinger
Pasted his face to my bedroom window
And demanded to know all my thoughts
About every work of his I'd ever read
He told me that...Read Full Lyrics
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Everything else you said was great,
But that-- --- --you said it once
Yeah, everything else you said was great,
But that-- --- --you said it once
Our spleens empty so quickly...Read Full Lyrics
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Nazis protested another rainbow today
They and theirs have been doing that for centuries,
Launching desperation from their lungs
About majority white clouds proving superiority
...Read Full Lyrics
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Oh
Oh my
Oh my brain
O my brain has never munched such mush
The Republican and Democratic parties
Disputing minuscule percentiles
Between their respective barbarities
Part...Read Full Lyrics
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Yes, sir, and Yes, ma'am,
I raise my hand
And I do swear
To bounce my brain between spheres
And I
Will console myself with conflict
Should I descend into despair
Yes, sir, a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Vital Organ Auction