Announcement Lyrics

Fuck! Over here lies Frisco, Fuckin' my town for press That's what I heard, I swear Fuck Frisco, man! LA ain't like this shit I tell you one thing, Frisco ain't like they said...Read Full Lyrics

3-2-1-0! Dipstick, trash bag, shatterproof glass, Tailpipe, treadlight, grease and chrome, ??? Bumper, universal bearing Aerial, brake shoe, shock absorber... Car bomb! 3-2-1-0!...Read Full Lyrics

The loudspeaker spoke up and said... The loudspeaker spoke up and said... The loudspeaker spoke up and said... The loudspeaker spoke up and said... Christianity is stupid. Christia...Read Full Lyrics

"You've got a good beginning... Hit and miss, and trial and Error... It just depends again on breaking the records over radio. " Rock music blares Doors slam People yell Children s...Read Full Lyrics

When Hi-C gets me low My lubbot's blue ain't blue it's brown My nestle's quick just makes me slow When my sparkling cider's lost it's shine My can of sharp's is dull Hawaiian punch...Read Full Lyrics

(3: 05) I am a man, a man with four fingers A man with four fingers on my hand I am a man, a man with four fingers But that doesn't coun't my thumb. I am a man, a man with three f...Read Full Lyrics

And remember... Sound was used for centuries as a method of Torture. Place someone's head inside of a bell. And ring it. And eventually... They'll go insane. And eventually... They...Read Full Lyrics

"What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna record all the noise." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, you know, actually, right here in this neighborhood, we Don't have a heck of a lot of noise.... (No, w...Read Full Lyrics

"I guess I'm gonna have to start jamming mobile, is that what you're tryin' to tell me?" "You think I should start jamming you guys" All right, people, it's almost time for us t...Read Full Lyrics

We spent a lovely summer, my wife Elaine and me, We bought us a great big motor home, with a shower and TV, We was camping and having a great time, watching Brokaw on Today, Till a...Read Full Lyrics