Ape Hanger Lyrics

There's a place out there Where the grass won't grow There's a place out there Where the bugs won't go They say a saucer landed there In 1959 And on that day that very year He was ...Read Full Lyrics

The grass needs mowin' It's thick and overgrown The weeds grow tall Around Lake Brenda I hit the juice Puts gravel in my goose And helps me fall Into Lake Brenda I don't know if I...Read Full Lyrics

Comfort me you wall eyed girl Hold me like a doll Soft against your withered skin Wall eyed girl Deliver me you wall eyed girl Pull me from the fire Save me from this life of sin W...Read Full Lyrics

It's morning and I'm awake My soul's been chosen not to take I feel like I've been asleep for years Rolling out of bed And then I see the colors Pressing up on my eyes And I want ...Read Full Lyrics

Peanut rides his bike around The drive-in in the daytime Bagging trash and hanging up The speakers on their poles When he finds a bottle He imagines women drinking from it What it...Read Full Lyrics

Mitchell said, "Randy, you're gonna get hurt, I'm gonna strangle you with this Banlon shirt." Randy said, "Mitchell, you just better not. There'll be hell to pay if you get caught....Read Full Lyrics

All the things you thought would happen didn't And you're pissed All the things you thought would happen didn't And you're feeling gypped So you figure all along You must have been...Read Full Lyrics

In a mountain church Gathered 'round inside See the handsome groom And his blushing bride Through a hail of rice As they run outside Go the handsome groom And his blushing bride ...Read Full Lyrics

It's a doll completely made of socks It's a cover for a tissue box It's a clothespin duck and a Funfur cat And a crazy yarn and beercan hat Earth to Grandma What the hell is that? ...Read Full Lyrics

We watched 'Heaven's Gate' But the movie lasted far too long We both fell asleep But at least we didn't have to talk That's what it's like Everything's fine And then we collide Sli...Read Full Lyrics