I landed in London
At a quarter to noon
So excited to see her
Took a cab to her room
I know she's exquisite
So I had to visit
Pushed my back to the front of the door
And you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
You might like our penises
Hey girl from over here your butt look soft
Maybe if I could touch it I could tell if it's soft
Tell me if it's soft cause I really like to touch it
And ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Imagine in your mind a posh country club,
The stuffy old money, where the poor get snubbed,
The spread is bland: sauerkraut and boiled goose
There's no way these people will ever...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Ahhhh
Snort snort snort the cocaine (x3)
Snort-y snort snort the cocaine
Ohhhhhh
Drop the biggest bump I ever hit
Damnnnn
Yo fucking chop another kid
I wanna do it til my face fa...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Seems like these days the whole world's on fire
Things keep blowing the hell up
And while all those rubber neckers and lucky louies stand and slackjaw's staring
The real men have t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
[Akiva]
"Papa did you see me hit a home run last night
I lit the stadium on fire
I was Oakland’s pride"
"Daddy, did you see me?
Look what I can do, yeah"
"Daddy, do you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Lonely Island!
We’ve been here for a minute now
This some grown man shit
I got that diaper money, I got that diaper money
Dude I got that diaper money, I’m a grown ass man
Ay...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
The donkey roll was the shit, that's the reason why I dance
We are the Style Boyz, we came to party
So get on the floor and move your body
Lock into the beat and lose control
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
If you are under 30 and you’re totally cool then you absolutely know these guys
So The Lonely Island, it moved
The Lonely Island!
Okay, now this is just a broadcast
This in my p...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)
Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her
In my dreams
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island