Aristocrats of Impertinence Lyrics

It's underneath the houseIt doesn't smell like it's aliveI'm afraid to go down thereI don't want to drag it outThe ghost is spreading its legsIssuing the fume of doomI don't want t...Read Full Lyrics

I protect you from me...I know what I'm doing. If I didn't I'd be lying and we'd both be to blame for what you might do if I did the wrong deeds while I care for myself with the im...Read Full Lyrics

Who can shove a Contra up your ass?Beat Khadaffi with a touchdown pass?Who's got chunks of J.F.K.'s headFloating in a jar of formaldehyde under his bed?Who sucks off the Pope behin...Read Full Lyrics

Dreamland, dreamlandLike underwater in marinelandI've got to know, I've got to knowHow much of this is realSchemeland, schemelandTurning my jungles into lifeless sandI've got to kn...Read Full Lyrics

Wo-oh-woh, wo-oh-wohEdwin Meese, Edwin Meese,him and his flock of Canadian geese,are flyin' to the south side of town.They're comin' to close me downcuz they can't get it up anymor...Read Full Lyrics

So I say,Bleeding through the eyes and slurring words (carbon monoxide)I'm just as clever as the next guy"Pay attention son, you've got a lot to learn"I'm older than i sound, I've ...Read Full Lyrics

I want to give you a good idea about my prick. My prick is 55 centimeters, without the knob. The knob is 25 centimeters. Altogether, is 75 centimeters. Is a very nice prick. Someti...Read Full Lyrics

A couple nuts stuck on your legGot a little dribble on your chinNobody knows you all sweaty inside 'cept the tooth fairy"And he's been dead over 3 thousand years"It looked at your ...Read Full Lyrics

Heroes. Harlots. Habits.Decieve another heart in this waking hour.I will die again before breath. (I will...)Before scars heal you must bleed. (x8)Cast my doubt in every sunrise.Ma...Read Full Lyrics

Check out what I have to deal with nowThis isn't about me, I knowYou're looking like you areSo proud to be so proudAll i hear is "I am crazy" when I know you're saying wordsBut don...Read Full Lyrics