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Do you remember that old TV show? 'Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World' Well, if ITV make a new series They ought to come take a look at my girl I don't understand her She d...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You used to tell me that you loved me, but now I know You have been trying to get rid of me from the word go I wasn't so surprised to know an app could do my job You'...Read Full Lyrics

We go down to the indie disco every Thursday night Dance to our favourite indie hits until the morning light At the indie disco, the indie disco At the indie disco, yeah We'v...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna chill, I wanna sit real still I wanna sleep like the dead on a bed of roses Me and my lovely wife We're in the prime of life I wanna feel real, I wanna free-wheel I wanna s...Read Full Lyrics

Out of the station And through the arcade Past the antique shops Of Regent's Parade To an innocuous London address A quick glance around, and then down the wet steps God on...Read Full Lyrics

Time, like an ever-rolling stream, bears all it's sons away; They fly, forgotten, as a dream dies at the op'ning day. Rub-a-dub-dub It's time for a scrub So through clouds of stea...Read Full Lyrics

Bernice bobs her hair In the barber's in the square All her new-found friends are there to see it done Bernice bobs her hair She's been driven to despair 'Cos her cousin doesn't ca...Read Full Lyrics

(Wot, you all settled then? Right, we can begin. My name is...) (Alfie!) Once there was a time When my mind lay on higher things And once there was a time I could find pretty words...Read Full Lyrics

I cannot reconcile myself to this- I wish I could! I cannot live the life I ought to live- I know I should! I cannot bring myself to pray, Except to wish these words away They echo...Read Full Lyrics

Can you stand upon one leg It's harder than you think If you can do it without falling down You can do just about anything Go on, see if you can See how long you can stand on ...Read Full Lyrics