Automation Lyrics

+Barry Is The Baby's Name We'll call him Barry, Barry. That'll be the baby's name. We thought of Lance or Josh, But, oh, my gosh, They're not the same. But if it's Barry, Barry, Th...Read Full Lyrics

Beautiful teamsters, please let me join 'Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin Beautiful teamsters, I love youse all That's why I'm standing by your union hall I would be p...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Charlie Blumberg And I travel everywhere 'Cause I'm a traveling salesman, So I fly from here to there In every town I visit Folks must think I'm really swell 'Caus...Read Full Lyrics

Call me Efrem Zimbalist, Get me Bobby Kennedy, Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too. Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now; Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now. Then get Han...Read Full Lyrics

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree; Those are three words that don't make sense to me. But I'm used to words that don't make sense to me, From all those commercials ...Read Full Lyrics

(Parody of "Downtown" by Petula Clark) Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad When you teenagers go downtown. Daddy and Mom just stay at home and be calm And watch the late late s...Read Full Lyrics

Down, down, down, down, down... Down, down, down...) The sweetest things in life Don't stay around for very long. They come and go and don't come back again. While they're her...Read Full Lyrics

Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue" Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad. He said, "Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?" So I asked him, "What does she look lik...Read Full Lyrics

Good Advice I know a man named Otis who invented a room, And his heart was filled with pride. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?" He said, "It goes from side to side." So...Read Full Lyrics

Green Stamps Thrill me with your Green Stamps. I love your little Green Stamps. I took collecting Green Stamps. I love the way they look. Oh how I love to pick them. I pick them up...Read Full Lyrics