Down The Drain Lyrics

Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue" Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad. He said, "Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?" So I asked him, "What does she look lik...Read Full Lyrics

Good Advice I know a man named Otis who invented a room, And his heart was filled with pride. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?" He said, "It goes from side to side." So...Read Full Lyrics

Green Stamps Thrill me with your Green Stamps. I love your little Green Stamps. I took collecting Green Stamps. I love the way they look. Oh how I love to pick them. I pick them up...Read Full Lyrics

Grow, Mrs Goldfarb, fatter, fatter Pile the potatoes on your platter Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby I just adore you plump and chubby I got a letter from the state, dear You'...Read Full Lyrics

Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Oh the day they met. Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila No one will forget. Harvey's a cpa He works for ibm...Read Full Lyrics

Headaches" Headaches, headaches. Aspirin commercials give me headaches. Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please, That's when they show me all my sinus cavities. Headaches, head...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh! Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed...Read Full Lyrics

Here's To The Crabgrass Here's to the crabgrass, Here's to the mortgage, In fact, here's to Suburbia. Lay down your briefcase, Far from the rat race, Where nothing can disturb ya. ...Read Full Lyrics

Holiday For States There are songs about Montana, And New York and Indiana, But the song the nation patiently awaits Is the song I now will bring you, As I clear my throat and sing...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, there are a lot of Californians here, are there not? (Yeah!) Are you familiar with where I live near Los Angeles, Van Nuys? (Yes.) Well, do you happen to know how Van Nuys...Read Full Lyrics