Bad Pickup Lines Lyrics

Are you ready Bob Yes What about you lofty I'm a bit scared Ok team lets go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 everybody's outside so come on lets ride To the builders yard around the corner The gangs...Read Full Lyrics

(1st Mans voice) I met you at a Pearl Jam concert. You stood up and began to dance. When I saw your great big knockers I gave you a standing ovation in my pants Who care about any ...Read Full Lyrics

You're a beautiful girl And your pants are on so tight That when you stand just right I can see it all When you're on the beach And your bikini's soaking wet I see a fuzzy silhoue...Read Full Lyrics

If I have a date and I think I'm gonna mount her, I go to the drugstore and head to the counter. I get what I need and I put it in my wallet. It's the same old thing no matter what...Read Full Lyrics

(Ah Hahahahaha) She said, " You look handsome today dear." He heard, " I just bought something really expensive." (Crew laughs) He said, " Are you having an affair!?" She heard,...Read Full Lyrics

I remember when I was 'bout 2 years old In a play pen, on a grassy knoll Countin' hollow points, waving at cars With some new schoolbooks Mr. Oswald said were ours Mama would take ...Read Full Lyrics

"orange barrels orange barrels every where I see, orange barrels orange barrels looking back at me, look at larry, darryl, and darryl standing next to the orange barrel, looking ba...Read Full Lyrics

She's a woman She's a woman Ladies and gentleman, the woman song She's a woman, yeah She's a woman I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door I can do anything that a m...Read Full Lyrics

All around the country coast to coast, People always say what do you like most, I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast, I always tell 'em I like toast. YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAS...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and Gentle man the man song! (He's the man, He's the man) (Crew Laughs) I don't take no crap from anyone else but you, I wear the pants around here when I'm finished with ...Read Full Lyrics