Baddest Of The Bad Lyrics

Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982, Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somet...Read Full Lyrics

I went and I did some little thing wrong, That's why I had to go and write this song 'bout throwin' out the baby. You're throwin' out the baby, You're throwin' out the baby with t...Read Full Lyrics

Once we had love in the beginning Everything was just too good to be true Yeah, but we made the mistake at the beginning Of thinking love would stay bright and shiny new The room t...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna let beer write this song Cause I kind of fear that I'd get it all wrong All of those fears and all that I lack Will all wash away with each beer I knock back I know the B...Read Full Lyrics

Yeeeehaaaa!!!!! Party! Get naked! Buy us beer! (No/Build/Throw/?) furniture! Gin 'n Tonic! Get naked! ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh yeah! Big D boogie woogie Twistin' cats and kittens too Do what all the cool dogs do Dancin' and carryin' on all night So far gone it's outta' sight Big D boogie woogie Big D ...Read Full Lyrics

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show You'll also get to see those world-famous high div...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all Big little baby, big little baby Her heart is as big as her feet are long But she's no...Read Full Lyrics

I got a red car with blue tail lights Shiny red seats with piping in white Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' good Lets go Ride i...Read Full Lyrics

I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Hanging with friends We were doing slammers They try and get me hammered Boss,...Read Full Lyrics