Ballad Of Bodacious Lyrics

I had a friend that took a belt, took a belt and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived His woman and his little bro came home from the grocery ...Read Full Lyrics

Glad you came, glad you're here Have some champagne, imported beer Dig down in your dirt bag and roll us out a spleef Been erect here now for thirteen days and I came to get relie...Read Full Lyrics

He wasn't lookin' for fanfare or fame But it all came around just the same. He then met a girl with desire in her eye, He gave her love, she took his name. The times they were goo...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I can still remember Jenny Hernando She was my little lovely one When I was seventeen. I remember the day that she Gave me her viriginity And then she gave it to everyone In our...Read Full Lyrics

Del Davis sold a christmas tree Stood up to 8 feet tall Season was lookin' mighty thin He'd hoped to sell 'em all Here he comes with a dollar in his hand He represents the epitom...Read Full Lyrics

"burning I feel a burning in my stomach I wanna know if I'm a-gonna make it If I don't just spread my ashes If I do just spread your mind Swimming I see myself a-treadin' water I ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog I drink Campari with marinated wild hog I've no sense, I lick electric fence I put barbed wire in my pants and do a Celtic dance But when I can, I'm a...Read Full Lyrics

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream And if I had m...Read Full Lyrics

[Part I - Blinded by the Sun] Bring me back again, I'd really rather not be out here on my own. Someone reel me in, I'm drifting ever farther from my home. I remember when I was ...Read Full Lyrics

I am the plan, I am the man Who tells you what and when you can. I'm the old one that torments you. I am the voice that tells you to: "Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie...Read Full Lyrics