Ballad of the Barrel Organist Lyrics

I've got a good track recordFor taking the hurdles blindOff at the crack of dawn with Virginia on my mindI'm the man they call upon to drum up a thousand poundsLately Ginny can't r...Read Full Lyrics

Put the blame on Mame, boysPut the blame on MameRita Hayworth is GildaGilda is a real swell dameIn a wrap-round robe of liquid goldOne glove on, one offAn angel in blueFrom head to...Read Full Lyrics

Things you never did and should have doneDrowning in a sea of opiumGather rosebuds while ye maySoon it's lack-a-dayJump down from your diving boardThings you never did and should h...Read Full Lyrics

Young people todayThey struggle to pave their wayYoung people todayCan't stop to hear their instincts say"It's better being independentYou've got a soul, don't sell itLove's econom...Read Full Lyrics

Smart drugs keep me up with the hackersSmart drugs keep me from cracking upKeep me up with the packAnything I can do you can do tooKeep your eyes open for anything newFantastic dim...Read Full Lyrics

I saw her at the theatre, I was standing very near herShe stood there tearing tickets on the doorHer face was like a man's face, there was something strange about herI saw her legs...Read Full Lyrics

Face to face with your skinHoney paint the shadows inSpread your scarlets, test your grinBut we will mendChandeliers fade to blackThe dresser helps zip up your backOur mouths are d...Read Full Lyrics

Well I know that rock and roll used to be more than rock and rollAnd jazz don't mean what they play late at nightAnd high energy disco was the music of the gaysAnd the black and wh...Read Full Lyrics

Are thunderstorms still crashing down the British Isles?Do pantomime dames still get them rolling in the aisles?And do they know in Scotland that I'm still aliveDeep in the jungle ...Read Full Lyrics

We are like millipedesWe are such centipedesWe're at the astrodomeUnder the styrofoamThe mire is over usIt's just the four of usForces of circumstanceAnd we begin to danceWe're in ...Read Full Lyrics