Barely Asian At The Beefcake Horizon Lyrics

I'm so glad I have you to think of, To channel all my loving energy into. Even though my feelings aren't returned, And in time I won't think about you this way, That still doesn'...Read Full Lyrics

Belle Glade missionaries are here to steal your cocaine You better send your malaria to puncture their brains Send them back to where they came from Send them back to the savannahs...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] They play our electric guitars And if not for the good people we've been All we'd hear is sounds of our horses dyin' But I'm not about to start cryin' about it It mu...Read Full Lyrics

You only like him 'cause he's sexually appealing But I read his journal, it was very revealing He fucked your sister in an elevator junior year, oh yeah, oh yeah And let your broth...Read Full Lyrics

I, I brush my teeth everyday So I keep them clean and white First thing when I wake up in the morning Right before I go to bed at night I brush my teeth everyday Back and fo...Read Full Lyrics

Saw her A girl kissing girls What a shock Said "she must be an artist" She muttered her reply I was judging her friend As the dj played a dead jam No one wants to dance They're out...Read Full Lyrics

My creator appeared to me in the form of a black lion She checked my temperature to make sure I was ready It was 106.7, she preferred .8 but couldn't wait I rode her to the aren...Read Full Lyrics

I like you cause you look like a giraffe stretching out it's neck to get to Fruit in a tall tree. You're always occupied with girly things your room is Filled with girly posters of...Read Full Lyrics

Writing your name in the fog on my bedroom window Speaking to voices of her in the dark I know that there is nobody here so why am I crawling on the floor Its a lonely life One tha...Read Full Lyrics

'Cause we are Carmillas Of Love, we will stay together, forever suckin' on us together Yes, the Blood Splattered Bride, La Novia Ensangrentada, or literally to die of pleasure Th...Read Full Lyrics