Barry The Bear Lyrics

I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme. I guess that's why it took me such a long... piece of paper. I know it sounds funny. How am I supposed to buy things without any......Read Full Lyrics

Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas, bananas, bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas, bananas, bananas. ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] We don't always like the same things. Take ice cream: we like different flavours. And we don't always see things the same; Once you called me a name, And I returned ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's a lovely winter day, So you might go out and play. Before you do, here's a suggestion, And it's probably one you shouldn't question: [Chorus] Don't make a sn...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I was in New Jersey visiting the town of Trenton, About a three thousand mile swim from Great Britain, But please don't try to swim it, I was just kidding, The water'...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You are the milk in my Captain Crunch. You are the Twinkie in my packed lunch. The blueberry syrup on my pancake. The gravy on top of my chicken fried steak. [Chor...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Some people like pet dogs and some people like pet cats. Some think a parakeet is sweet, But that's not where I'm at. Some people like pet bunnies, hamsters, and gerb...Read Full Lyrics

Every one of these jokes is better than the next. I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me. Two hats were on a hat rack. One said, "You hang here I'l...Read Full Lyrics

Five fruit flies flew through three fields, Thirsty for free flower meals. One fruit fly thought, "It's too far, And hopped a ride inside a car." Four fruit flies flew throug...Read Full Lyrics

Gary the ghost, He liked to make toast, Even though he couldn't eat it. It smelled really yummy, Put a smile in his tummy, Even though he couldn't feed it. That first nig...Read Full Lyrics