Beach Song Lyrics

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those "ologies" But I believe in swordfish (he believes in swordfish!) I believe in Happy...Read Full Lyrics

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and crude Oh, they tried to make me a good little worm They're sticking downers in my food Fucked-up world We're all veterans of a fuck...Read Full Lyrics

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm gonna build my church T'ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross I...Read Full Lyrics

(One, two, three huh!) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids...Read Full Lyrics

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty Well, that's pretty...Read Full Lyrics

(This is a gorilla girl) Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine, great knowledge c...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Jack, what's happenin'? I don't know Well, uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore What...Read Full Lyrics

Friday night cookin' show, with a Horse-meat dish I had to stay in the freezer All Thursday eve Talkin' to that horse, I really had to go Down to the sidewalk The sky's all red Th...Read Full Lyrics

She stands there on the corner, got raspberry jeans Waiting and watching, oh god, here he comes He pulls up beside her in his sporty machine Rolls down the window and hands her a b...Read Full Lyrics