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The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way? They're ...Read Full Lyrics

Filet of sole, baby It's my favorite dish Filet of sole, baby When the dish is fish 'Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now you're cookin' baby Got an appetite...Read Full Lyrics

Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fuckin' backyard I t'ain't got no money, hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit card I've got n...Read Full Lyrics

It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo! Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo! L...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, come on baby, take a drink Never mind that, it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink, jam! Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me T...Read Full Lyrics

Violence rules! Violence rules! Violence rules! Violence rules! Violence rules! Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school Violence rules, guns are cool and we...Read Full Lyrics

My best friend is a junkie, he shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself, what else can I say? Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or sh...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, one-two-three-four! Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are the words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laun...Read Full Lyrics

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat (all right, whoo!) My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid Because I married my...Read Full Lyrics