Beer Can Beach Lyrics

Too big, too big for her top When are those strings gonna pop Distracting all the surfers They forget about the tubes No time for waves Let's talk about those boobs You just can't...Read Full Lyrics

The beach is nothing but a bird bathroom Watch out! The ocean's nothing but a fish toilet Watch out! Watch out for those flyers in the sky Something might just drop into your eye...Read Full Lyrics

I, I can't get a tan I'm not a man Even though I drive a van Still can't get a tan I've used cocoa butter, tanning oil, even ultra-ban Sunlamps, microwave, General Electric's grea...Read Full Lyrics

I live for the sun Because it makes fun Pretty girls with their guys Such a love you can't buy And baby, we all live for the sun Go! Sun sun sun We-e-oooooh Listen listen Bud Don...Read Full Lyrics

We went down to the beach and those boys threw rocks at me And they screamed locals only So went to the concert to play for big mony and play big shows for free And they s...Read Full Lyrics

My beach My chicks My waves Go home Go home My sun My sand My surf Go home Go home Go home Go home Go home Go home Get lost...Read Full Lyrics

This is a factual letter from Hawaii. The names of the spots have been changed to protect the locals. Howzit, bruddah? Peter and I went out to Hana Bay last Wednesday. It was a pe...Read Full Lyrics

This is my wave baby Don't cut me off Dropping down left Eat the rocks My waves baby Gonna break your face Go back to the valley And don't come back My waves baby Gonna break you...Read Full Lyrics

Sand's too hot Water's too cold Guy's too young Girl's too old Surf's too bug and gnarly (for me) I go into the water My body just gets numb I stepped on a shark Boy that thing wa...Read Full Lyrics

Now that surfing's caught on There's less waves to go around I'm a fool to stay in town A fool to stay in town Now it's the goons in the water That are bringing on a slaughter Gon...Read Full Lyrics