Belvedere Cruising Lyrics

Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed against a candle and he ...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of desperado by the eagles] Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? Youre gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you're a green one, You know that you're out of sea...Read Full Lyrics

Yo ulonda! Check that home girl's butt out! Um hm girl! It's so flat! You tell it like it is ieesha! She looks like one of them... Lawyer's girlfriends, Her butt, is just so smal...Read Full Lyrics

[Inhale] Beautiful tats All over my back Makes me so proud I'm gonna shout it out loud I got another tattoo baby Yeah another tatto baby (A-noth-noth-nother tattoo) (Noth noth noth...Read Full Lyrics

Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a (bleep) if I cut my arm bleeding This is my last resort 'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust) Riding in the bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!) Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand With the pervert...Read Full Lyrics

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy thin...Read Full Lyrics

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know...Read Full Lyrics

(cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony pony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest...Read Full Lyrics

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really...Read Full Lyrics