Beowulf (I Am Deformed) Lyrics

I was born in the town of Paisley in early 1960 And placed in the care of an old eternal bachelor A strict disciplinarian, a passionate antiquarian His collection of myths and l...Read Full Lyrics

What is the cultural meaning of coming in a girl's mouth? Do I wish to feed her or fill her mouth with filth? Is it just to test whether she accepts my messiest mess Or simply p...Read Full Lyrics

"Electrosexual Sewing Machine" The noise of the street enters the house Darkness conceals the electrosexual sewing machine An eagle is wearing your clothes Your foot has a sh...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to thank everyone I have ever slept with This award I've won Is really yours You helped with my career Eight or nine a year To me you're the real rising British stars I'd...Read Full Lyrics

Ex-fake, ex-rake Ex-charmer of the snake Ex-libertine, ex-on-the-make Ex-erotomane Ex-player, ex-pimpernel Ex-gay, ex-ne'er-do-well Ex-feeler-up and rubber down Ex-erotoma...Read Full Lyrics

There's no infinite reckoning in this eternal line No deeper meaning beckoning in this runic design So folk me Amadeus One more time My children were fair and wore stars in t...Read Full Lyrics

I was born to be a girlish boy And my lover is a boyish girl And if everyone could be this way We could change the world In the rough and tumble of boisterous horseplay I will pro...Read Full Lyrics

In a field of corn Is a master's shoe Click the master's shoe There's a blue-tailed fly Click a blind man's foot See a horse's tail It's down to Finnegan The folk hero of HT...Read Full Lyrics

There's trouble up at Cowbell Barn The Shadoks are going back to the moon With rhodedendrons in a burlap sack Resin on a hessian violin rag All in Helvetica Light Robert the...Read Full Lyrics

My favourite handheld You're my favourite handheld device Visor never silent Speaking to Palm Pilot From New York to Tokyo Being happy Being free Always connected You and...Read Full Lyrics