Bernadette and Her Crowd Lyrics

Sitting in the breakfast nook, Flipping through a saucy book, browsing for a bit of titillation. Morning is warming on your mouth, Last days of direct sunlight for this part of t...Read Full Lyrics

Knowing what I know now I should've had a cow I didn't realize You were to be despised I must have been One of history's stupidest men 'cause everything was perfect in my head Unt...Read Full Lyrics

Scratch, scratch, scratch Goes the cat on the carpet She stepped in the blue water bowl Twitch, twitch, twitch goes my eyelid My tongue in a cavity hole I lost my passport one hai...Read Full Lyrics

Just never could say, "good bye" or "adieu" Ooh, but the years, they have been so kind to you There's some skills that I have learned to do And I would certainly like to share them...Read Full Lyrics

I was shaking with laughter Scared the bratty children Did I destroy the ambiance I'm sure for that hoity-toity patron It wasn't pretty when I looked into the face Oops, into the ...Read Full Lyrics

She said her father looked like Woodrow Wilson She said her father looked like Woodrow Wilson Presiding from behind prescription lenses She said her father looked like Woodrow Wils...Read Full Lyrics

Where did you go after the parade I wandered, searching for about an hour Then I parked it on a bench Shifting and sulking Those pesky little mosquitoes They nearly, nearly, nearly...Read Full Lyrics

We will remain ignorant Incapable of knowing Insoluble is the problem Curiosity, sleeping Killed the caterpillar Curiosity, empty Is a blanket over the head...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting in a square room My voice is freezing And the beams that are bouncing off the moon Are hanging from my window like icicles Just a tired old alcoholic, waxing bucolic Shive...Read Full Lyrics

I can see my old hotel Down amongst the smells I'm up above that ancient city river It's filtered by my lousy liver It's filtered by my wilted lily liver I can see my old hotel It...Read Full Lyrics