Old Hotel Lyrics

No chocolate in the duty free shop Two drops of scotch Gonna end up on his crotch, tonight All alone, sitting on the throne Some native tongue on the TV Blaring like an old Peavey...Read Full Lyrics

Dogs are barking, birds are chirping The only thing better if I was squirting But there's no one here to love on me today For the maiden's on holiday For the maiden's on holiday I...Read Full Lyrics

I was shivering I'll admit it. I had nothing better to do. Except to wheeze my lazy wheeze. "Bernadette where are you?" She gets much acclamation For such a self-ordained Fausti...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting in the breakfast nook, Flipping through a saucy book, browsing for a bit of titillation. Morning is warming on your mouth, Last days of direct sunlight for this part of t...Read Full Lyrics

Knowing what I know now I should've had a cow I didn't realize You were to be despised I must have been One of history's stupidest men 'cause everything was perfect in my head Unt...Read Full Lyrics

Scratch, scratch, scratch Goes the cat on the carpet She stepped in the blue water bowl Twitch, twitch, twitch goes my eyelid My tongue in a cavity hole I lost my passport one hai...Read Full Lyrics

Just never could say, "good bye" or "adieu" Ooh, but the years, they have been so kind to you There's some skills that I have learned to do And I would certainly like to share them...Read Full Lyrics

I was shaking with laughter Scared the bratty children Did I destroy the ambiance I'm sure for that hoity-toity patron It wasn't pretty when I looked into the face Oops, into the ...Read Full Lyrics

She said her father looked like Woodrow Wilson She said her father looked like Woodrow Wilson Presiding from behind prescription lenses She said her father looked like Woodrow Wils...Read Full Lyrics

Where did you go after the parade I wandered, searching for about an hour Then I parked it on a bench Shifting and sulking Those pesky little mosquitoes They nearly, nearly, nearly...Read Full Lyrics