Best Damn Tits (I've Ever Seen) Lyrics

acting like a jerk.i never have to work.going to the show.playing rock-n-roll.i love it.you know i love it.i fucking love it.that's right i love it.traveling around the world.seein...Read Full Lyrics

take my gun out of my holster.my pants drop to the ground.jump up and pull the trigger.i scream with every round.got a big fat bag, in which i carry all my loot.yeah, yeah the dude...Read Full Lyrics

see 'em on the corner showing their fat thighs.see 'em in a mini-skirt.i can't believe my eyes.i would never pay to fuck a thing like that.she ain't just ugly, she's fucking fat.fa...Read Full Lyrics

i'm sorry for everything i've done.i was just out having fun and trying to impress my friends.they planted the ideas in my head, but i'm the one that got in her bed.and i regret ev...Read Full Lyrics

he called me on the phone.said, "dude, it finally happened."he told me he got some head and i couldn't stop laughing.i told him to stop lying.he told me he was not.when he told me ...Read Full Lyrics

i got everything that i'll ever need.enough to get me through.a couple of bucks and a little good luck, and then i saw you.you see i went shopping the other day.i seen this girl an...Read Full Lyrics

you think that you're so pretty.you think that you're so sweet.you ain't nothing but a piece of meat.you're daddy's little princess, but you're someone's little bitch.you make me s...Read Full Lyrics

i know a girl, she thinks she's cool.i don't think i care.she hate me and i can see she's too much to bear.there's nothing i would rather see than to see you walk away from me.turn...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday I punch in, everyday I punch out. I wanna punch my boss right in the fuckin' mouth. My boss is a jerk and I don't wanna work. Stuck in a dead end job. It makes me sick. S...Read Full Lyrics

it's in the way that you walk.it's in the way that you talk.it's in the way that you do all the stupid things you do.it makes me wanna take a rock.and wrap it up inside a sock.it m...Read Full Lyrics