Best Damn Tits (I've Ever Seen) Lyrics

Take my gun out of my holster. My pants drop to the ground. Jump up and pull the trigger. I scream with every round. Got a big fat bag, in which i carry all my loot. Yeah, yeah the...Read Full Lyrics

People tell me everyday, "you better grow up and change your ways." I tell 'em that I ain't gonna listen. So you can stop your moanin' and pissin'. Fuck you, I'll do what I want. ...Read Full Lyrics

Doing it for the kids. Doing it for the kids. Doing it for the kids. Doing it for the kids. Quit my job so the band could play. Sit at home and watch tv all day. Waiting to go out...Read Full Lyrics

D U M B D is for dumb you're as stupid as can be U are unimportant you mean nothing to me M is for your mother for not aborting you B is 'cause you're boring and I don't like you ...Read Full Lyrics

See 'em on the corner showing their fat thighs. See 'em in a mini-skirt. I can't believe my eyes. I would never pay to fuck a thing like that. She ain't just ugly, she's fucking fa...Read Full Lyrics

I hate my job, I hate my life. If I was married I'd hate my wife. Oh Yeah. If I had kids I'd hate them too. But not as much as I hate you. Oh no. I'm sick of people telling me wha...Read Full Lyrics

You think you're so much better than me. What's it gonna take to make you see? You're not better, you're just the same. Another person with a different name. I don't wanna hear wh...Read Full Lyrics

Fed up Fed up Fed up Bitch all day about the taxes that you pay. Won't do no good. Whine all the time about the crime in your neighborhood. I hate my job and I wanna quit, but I n...Read Full Lyrics

I don't need your pretty face. I don't need your perfect teeth. I don't need your sparkling eyes. I don't need your lies. I don't need your love. I don't need your love. I don't n...Read Full Lyrics

The asshole in front of me is riding his brakes. The speed limit's 35, he's going 28. Looks like there's a wreck ahead. I knew I shoulda stayed in bed. Cause I hate to drive. I ha...Read Full Lyrics