Fat Hookers Lyrics

I hate my job, I hate my life. If I was married I'd hate my wife. Oh Yeah. If I had kids I'd hate them too. But not as much as I hate you. Oh no. I'm sick of people telling me wha...Read Full Lyrics

You think you're so much better than me. What's it gonna take to make you see? You're not better, you're just the same. Another person with a different name. I don't wanna hear wh...Read Full Lyrics

Fed up Fed up Fed up Bitch all day about the taxes that you pay. Won't do no good. Whine all the time about the crime in your neighborhood. I hate my job and I wanna quit, but I n...Read Full Lyrics

I don't need your pretty face. I don't need your perfect teeth. I don't need your sparkling eyes. I don't need your lies. I don't need your love. I don't need your love. I don't n...Read Full Lyrics

The asshole in front of me is riding his brakes. The speed limit's 35, he's going 28. Looks like there's a wreck ahead. I knew I shoulda stayed in bed. Cause I hate to drive. I ha...Read Full Lyrics

I know a girl, she thinks she's cool. I don't think I care. She hates me and I can see she's too much to bear. There's nothing I would rather see than to see you walk away from me....Read Full Lyrics

Hey doofus. You wanna buy me a jug so i can go get fucked up. Hey doofus. You wanna buy me a jug with the money i got selling blood. I've got twenty dollars and it's all for booze....Read Full Lyrics

Get up early, go to work. Get yelled at by a jerk. He ain't smarter than me, but even he can see. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Ain't gotta girlfriend. I know w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so useless, so tell me something new. I sit at home with nothing to do. I lay in bed and sleep all day. I'm a waste of life is what they say. I don't like work cause i'm so use...Read Full Lyrics

He called me on the phone. Said, "dude, it finally happened." He told me that he got some head and I started laughing. I told him to stop lying. He told me he was not. When he told...Read Full Lyrics