Better Than No One Lyrics

When nature's callin' Don't be stalin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the Electric fence If you're gonna explode You can use the...Read Full Lyrics

Ren: Captain's log. Cadet Stimpy and I have been stranded on the planet Baldknob for the last thirty-six years. Our supplies are dangerously low and We've had to breathe ammonia th...Read Full Lyrics

Intro Watch out man, here comes those Firedogs! Verse Ren: Your troubles are over, it is we who are your Firedogs! Stimpy: Eh, but Ren, I'm a cat! Ren: Shut up you fool! He's a goo...Read Full Lyrics

Ren: O. K. Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons. Stimpy: Oh rapture!! (Singing) They swing by their tales with The greatest of ease Those hairy mammals we Call monkeys They ...Read Full Lyrics

Stinky Wizzleteats Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a Song about a whale - no! This is a song about being happy. That's right! It's The Happy...Read Full Lyrics

What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heav...Read Full Lyrics

Stimpy: Remeber the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen! Our country reeks of trees Our taks are really large And they smell like rotting beef Carcasses... And we have to clean-up A...Read Full Lyrics

Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need The all-new International Log. Just pull it's twig and you'll turn Your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues. ...Read Full Lyrics

Singers Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping his kn...Read Full Lyrics

Stimpy: Ahh, I hate rainy days. Sven: Yaa, undt me too. Stimpy: I know. Let's go play a game. Hmmm. Let's see... There's Scribble & Gamey & Monotony & Pure Chessy & Misery Date. St...Read Full Lyrics