Bicentennial Lyrics

Summer's almost over, soon it's back to schoolSoon they drain the water out of the swimming poolAdopt a brand new attitude, a positive outlookBuy yourself some pencils and a loose ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't know who I insulted, maybe it was youThe drinks I had resulted in a tirade or twoI went downtown to get in troubleI accomplished thatDrank some drinks, flew off the handle,Ri...Read Full Lyrics

I been shufflin' a lonesome old trailI'm gonna send a letter to my dog in the mailHey Packy, I'm comin' back againMy legs are tired and my feet are draggin'But I ain't gonna stop '...Read Full Lyrics

Well there's all kinds of cities that I ramble aroundBut New York, New York, now there's a hell of a townYou know it ain't no lie, and it ain't no guffThey got five big boroughs ch...Read Full Lyrics

Give me a caponAnd some roguish companionA wench, and a bottle of sackTake me to the ale houseTake me to the whore houseIf I vomit, keep me off of my backMy father, he thinks, I am...Read Full Lyrics

Get on the stick and start to cramIt's almost time for your final examYou don't want to flunk like a foolAnd you don't wanna have to go to summer schoolIf you don't pas you might a...Read Full Lyrics

I went down to the Post Office to check my mailI was sure your letter would be there without failBut all there was in my box was my telephone billNow that's the envelope that makes...Read Full Lyrics

Walkin' down by the golf courseWatchin the golfers golfWatchin' them hit them golf ballsThey're ridin' in their golf cartsMr. Jones shot an eagleMr. Smith shot a parMr. Green shot ...Read Full Lyrics

The Heckler heckles and he gibes and he jibesListen to him and you'll make mistakesHe applauds when your guitar string breaksHe's a heckler and he's out to get youSome say he's dru...Read Full Lyrics

Who's afraid of flyingI'm just afraid of crashingThat's why my face is whiteningAnd my teeth I'm gnashingJesus, can you save usI'll become Jehovah's witnessThe stewardess is smilin...Read Full Lyrics