Penpal Blues Lyrics

Walkin' down by the golf courseWatchin the golfers golfWatchin' them hit them golf ballsThey're ridin' in their golf cartsMr. Jones shot an eagleMr. Smith shot a parMr. Green shot ...Read Full Lyrics

The Heckler heckles and he gibes and he jibesListen to him and you'll make mistakesHe applauds when your guitar string breaksHe's a heckler and he's out to get youSome say he's dru...Read Full Lyrics

Who's afraid of flyingI'm just afraid of crashingThat's why my face is whiteningAnd my teeth I'm gnashingJesus, can you save usI'll become Jehovah's witnessThe stewardess is smilin...Read Full Lyrics

We were up in Heaven but now we're in the mudWe fell off the wagon, you should have heard the thudWe were so superior but that was just a phaseWe were high on life for fourteen bor...Read Full Lyrics

With a monkey in my closetAnd a skeleton on my backI stroll down to my localTo knock a few backBobby, that old bartenderDon't you know he's my friendI'd drink me three drinksAnd Bo...Read Full Lyrics

Watch me rock I'm over thirtyWatch me get down low and dirtyWatch me rock I'm over thirty nowYou young men in your twenties and your teensThinkin' you're the only ones that can mak...Read Full Lyrics

Reader and advisor, can you help me pleaseCheck the cards, read my palm, personal tea leavesWill I be a millionaire? Will true love come my way?Reader and advisor, I'll head what y...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I dreamed that I won a GrammyIt was presented to me by Debbie Harry.I ran up on stage in my tuxI gulped and said, "Aw, shucks"I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Chr...Read Full Lyrics

Dump the dog and feed the garbageMow the floor and sweep the lawnSalt and pepper on my porridgeSome day I'll be dead and goneOh my good girl loves me madlyAnd my bad girl is a flir...Read Full Lyrics

Happy birthday Martha, happy birthday, birthday girlI'm sorry I can't be there for that party, birthday girlBut pin the tail upon the donkey in that party dressBalloons, and cake, ...Read Full Lyrics