Bid Bad Bill Lyrics

You all know Casey was the engineeer, But have you heard the story of the bombardier? Casey Junior was a gentlemen's name, He's the fighting son of Casey and his name was the same....Read Full Lyrics

Barney Google lady, with his goog- goog- googley eyes. Barney Google had a lady wife three times his size. She sued Barney for divorce; lady Now he's living with his lady. Barney G...Read Full Lyrics

Clink, clink, another drink Plenty in the cellar when it's gone. Drink, drink, the glasses clink Making tinkly music till the dawn is breaking. Clang, clang, who cares a dang? What...Read Full Lyrics

Cocktails For Two Spike Jones In some secluded rendezvous, That overlooks the avenue, With someone sharing a delightful chat, Of this and that, And cocktails for two. As we enjoy...Read Full Lyrics

(Camptown Races plays at the beginning and in between each bit) Luther? Huh Arthur? What are ya lookin' so sad fer? Well I'll tell ya Uncle Spike, didn't ya hear about poor ol' gr...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus When der fuehrer says we is de master race We heil heil right in der fueher's face Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace So we heil heil right in der fuehrer's face W...Read Full Lyrics

This is my New Year's resolution: When my mother-in-law begins to yell and shout Through the window I would like to throw her out. But I resolve not to do it, here is why: I'm afra...Read Full Lyrics

There's a sunny little funny little melody That was started by a native down in Waikiki He would gather a crowd down beside the sea And they'd play his gay Hawaiian chant Soon ...Read Full Lyrics

He, he. I... I just put that in there because I... I I thought it was kind of Cute, besides that, my mother is in the audience. I'm in the mood for love, Simply because you're near...Read Full Lyrics

Knock Knock (Who's there?) We've played a million silly games from bingo to gin rummy. But, if you're good at puns on names, you'll find that this one's funny. So, when you next ha...Read Full Lyrics