Got Oakleys on my face to keep the sun from coming in
I'm swinging at the ball and that's a double homonym
Ain't no one that can touch me, I got trouble cuddlin'
In the forty-forty...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
It's just over there, José
Whoa, this IHOP is goin' off!
Sure is, look at all those people in the parking lot
Hey, Mark, check out those guys
Hey, you, nasty freak
Shake that nas...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
My car, my house, my kid, my spouse
My team, my dream, I gots to feed the beast
My glutes, my bod, they say, "My God"
My tris, my calves, my thighs
The hits, the tags, the sex, the...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Papa did you see me hit a home run last night?
I lit the stadium on fire, I was Oakland's pride
Daddy, did you see me?
(Look what I can do, yeah)
Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Cry...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
What's up y'all?
This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb shit
I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
So excited to see her...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Yeah
It's Hunter
Stomping through the forest like a retarded Tyrannosaurus
Hunter eating beefcakes in the back-a Ford Taurus
Fuck a chorus, fuck my moms, fuck your dad, fuck this ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Decisions
This was the hardest day of my life
Should I stay or should I go?
Help me, Lord, to decide
Three blocks from home when she caught my eye
I shouldn't even be looking but ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Ooh, two banditos
Well howdy ma'am, we the two banditos
Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
Similar to autopedos, (?)
Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown
Hunter's th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
KidBrain
Boxing gloves, condoms and blue blockers
Dress shoes, a Sharpie and three quarters
A football, hacky-sack, frisbee in the back and a baseball cap
Two folding chairs, adir...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
I landed in London
At a quarter to noon
So excited to see her
Took a cab to her room
I know she's exquisite
So I had to visit
Pushed my back to the front of the door
And you wouldn...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island