Binary Reality Lyrics

Yo Walkin' my poodles, Man it never gets old With dogs on my leash, I got bitches on the hold. A first aid's kit? That's a rhesus monkey. I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. ...Read Full Lyrics

This songs about how deep I am I'm really fucking deep bro So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?...Read Full Lyrics

When I say "Hey!", you say "Ho!" Hey! (Ho!) Hey! (Ho!) That's basically how Hitler rose to power My ex-girlfriend, she was a bitch, but you know, they say, like, if you want to kn...Read Full Lyrics

We've been doing a lot of laughing Which is good, uh, for a comedy show on a comedy CD, but what we haven't been doing is a lot of thinking And I'd like to do that now, I've writ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm the girl for every high school guy Yeah I got everything A little shirt and a skirt so high Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string I'll drop my books and then I'l...Read Full Lyrics

We've had a hell of a ride But you thought we were riding to heaven, Well, I motherfucking lied So crank that funky shit to eleven ('leven, 'leven, 'leven) Photosynthetical, I wan...Read Full Lyrics

My dog's stomach was very upset, So I put him in the car and we went to the vet. And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat. Hey I said, isn't that ironic? I adopted a child from o...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know if all boy scouts are gays As they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... Got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever felt sad or lonely? Have you ever felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought, "Man, if only I was anybody else at all." They like to kick you when times get rough...Read Full Lyrics

Grab a seat have something to eat Help yourself its alright If you want a beer they're over here But we only have Coors light Try a chip with my homemade dip The stuff is out ...Read Full Lyrics