H.O.A.R Lyrics

We've had a hell of a ride But you thought we were riding to heaven, Well, I motherfucking lied So crank that funky shit to eleven ('leven, 'leven, 'leven) Photosynthetical, I wan...Read Full Lyrics

My dog's stomach was very upset, So I put him in the car and we went to the vet. And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat. Hey I said, isn't that ironic? I adopted a child from o...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know if all boy scouts are gays As they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... Got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever felt sad or lonely? Have you ever felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought, "Man, if only I was anybody else at all." They like to kick you when times get rough...Read Full Lyrics

Grab a seat have something to eat Help yourself its alright If you want a beer they're over here But we only have Coors light Try a chip with my homemade dip The stuff is out ...Read Full Lyrics

Hello patient 24602 Hey what's up? How are you feeling? I'm alright Has the treatment been working? No, not really What are your remaining symptoms? I hate myself, I'm not good wit...Read Full Lyrics

Every time I go to dinner Seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner. I'll sit down at the breakfast table. I can talk, well they're not able. When I look at them I find. There's ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a faggot, I'm a retard, I got a girl's bag, and a V-card. I got three friends and a whack ass ride, you can judge by the cover 'cause it's shitty on the inside. No girls wanna ...Read Full Lyrics

So here's a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive. What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy And an anteater plus a large hu...Read Full Lyrics

Intro (spoken): I feel like hip hop Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? And now it's become, at least in the mainstream, A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irrespo...Read Full Lyrics