Bitchin' Camaro Lyrics

Hey! I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like your average life I hope you do no...Read Full Lyrics

Born to love volcanos Seen em on pbs Born to love volcanos My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called...Read Full Lyrics

With the perfect smile for your sugar high I'd walk a dirty mile Crystalline Are you sure we can't be seen when we're here together Put me in a dream Crystalline See what you've ...Read Full Lyrics

I am the king of the new white underclass I am the prince of the lazy and poor I am the one who sleeps the latest I am the one who won't do my chores I am the god of unemployment T...Read Full Lyrics

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk To will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl; he lives Out on Route 13 out on that maggot f...Read Full Lyrics

I feel ugly and dirty and tired I can't get to sleep my head is wired Can't get my mind off a stupid girl Came into my life and wrecked my world Got myself drunk got into a fight G...Read Full Lyrics

Death's alright with me How funny it can be hahaha Death's alright with me It's a chance to grow Death's alright with me Put me on deathrow My gun is on the shelf I guess I'll shoo...Read Full Lyrics

It's a Friday night cookin' show With a horse-meat dish I had to stay in the freezer All Thursday eve Talkin' to that horse I really had to go Down to the sidewalk The sky's all r...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening ladies and gentlemen And welcome to P. J. 's Astrological Love Lounge We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me...Read Full Lyrics

Barfy was a fine pet He fetched stick and played dead Every day he'd get fed And he'd bring home the paper for Dad, goodbye! But all the neighbors liked Barfy Cause he was good wit...Read Full Lyrics