Let me tell you bout a friend of mine
His name is boll weevil, check him out
Spends all day
On his big butt
And he don't ever, ever get outside
I come to visit,
I bring some sunsh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
My father went to the country club
My mother drove Mercedes around
I never got dirty or sweaty
I never had to change my underwear
Oh, I never had to change my underwear at all
I'm ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Three pm and she's under the covers
Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover
Strong as steel, four olive martini
Hand on her head and one on my weinie
She's in bed, she's suckin' o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Well.. I.. Happened to..
Find me a buggy
Coming out from under a rock in the grass, yeah
He got his bug luggage
No time to talk he's walkin' fast, yeah
Said he's heading for a log...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie
As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom)
Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis
She's got the curves j...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
The sugar's only sweetness,
Salt is ocean tears
And you were my only weakness
For years and years and years
You little (yo) sweetie
You were hiding in a jar
Now my mind is gone com...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
You've been kickin' on me
I've been kickin' on you
You've been kickin' my tree just to suck on the fruit
Mop up my troubles and you throw the old sad days away
I've been pickin' y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Merry Christmas everyone
Ha ha ha ha
Thankyou!
Christmas....
Christmas piglet in the snow
Holy piglet aren't you cold?
(Chris..)Little piglet in the snow
Holy piglet ho ho ho
Roc...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Confusion, I trashed me life
Confusion, get me out of my site
Confusion, she just annoys ya
Confusion, do I love her or do I just destroy her, yeah
No matter what I do, I can't se...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America
Good evening... sing a little song... it's for you
Hanging in the stars
Suspended from the dark
Life is long and heavy
Like a shadow on a spark
And it will blow
Massive killer or...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Presidents of the United States of America