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Babysitting Emma and she started to laughShe said it's time for a nice hot bathBabysitting Emma and she started to laughShe said it's time for a nice hot bathBabysitting Emma and s...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sick of writing wordsWhy can't the music just speak for itselfYou know what I'm sayingWhy do people feel it's completely necessary to attach wordsOur minds and mouths are capab...Read Full Lyrics

Fardón mai asoFardón mai asoFardón mai asoFardón mai aso...Read Full Lyrics

I love glitzIt is so greatSparkling glitzI just can't waitFor that glitzFlaunt it aroundI just love thatDo you like youDo you like meI like glitzDo you like youDo you like meI like...Read Full Lyrics

When life throws mud into your streamWhen life throws mud into your streamTurn crap into ice creamTurn crap into ice creamWhen life make you wanna screamAnd things don't seem as th...Read Full Lyrics

Mary was sitting at the picnic tableTrying to eat her saladWhen out of the freakin' blueShe felt the bite of a mallardMary tried throwing her ketchup bottleBut those darn duckies c...Read Full Lyrics

There's one thing I really hateEver since my birthThey ruin everything they touchOn this planet EarthThere's nothing so disgustingAs when I bite into a sliderAnd they forgot to lea...Read Full Lyrics

I just had an exhausting week at workNow I want to relaxBut your mind is in the murkHaving another mental collapseYou know, I wish that your brainCame with an on and off switchBeca...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna singSing to youSing of the things that precede the poopYou got to find timeIt's Fart TimePush with your gutStick out your buttWhistle a tuneBreathe in the fumeYou gotta fin...Read Full Lyrics

I just wanna say it's nice to meet yaIt's my first time on Planet DungNot sure if you understand my wordsBut my phone will translate to your native tongueCan you please direct me t...Read Full Lyrics