Bloodletting Lyrics

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, 'Cause I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love cheesecake So I went...Read Full Lyrics

(shouted) Damned if I know! Fuck if I know! Shit if I know! Ass if I know! Tit if I know! Scumbag if I know! Shit if I know! Fuck if I know! Asshole if I k...Read Full Lyrics

Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted blood I've killed with words, I've wished and hoped And swam through a river of snot Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi But I wanna know ab...Read Full Lyrics

Double fucked by two black studs Double fucked by two black studs Double fucked by two black studs In the back of Sophie's Bar Double fucked by two black studs Double fucked...Read Full Lyrics

Dick was obsessed with his dick. He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before dinner, And right before he went to ...Read Full Lyrics

She pressed the knife lightly against his left testicle and said, "Now do I have your attention?" He yawned and said, "Yes, yes, what is it now..." She said, "Ommina cut off ...Read Full Lyrics

Faceboy=Pleeny Christ=Shovel Sex=Hiroshima Antelope=Love Condom=Expressway Grapefruit=Satan Penis=Pliars Fish=Tornado A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=We=Me= A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=We=Me Sanitar...Read Full Lyrics

Ed was at the end of his rope, an expression he detested. "There is no Rope! " he would scream at the laughing walls. "There is only the end. No hope, no rope. Ending is better ...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) I think it's all right to eat other people, as long as they've been properly canned. So in the future, when we think we're eating soy, but it turns out we're actually eat...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) Personally, I'm more than a little disillusioned with castration. I've used it numerous times as a literary device, and it seems to have lost its punch. I'm sure it isn't...Read Full Lyrics