Bohemian Polka Lyrics

There's somethin' weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive ...Read Full Lyrics

It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree ...Read Full Lyrics

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that whit...Read Full Lyrics

I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I want to tell the world about it Right Now My dog's a narcoleptic My mom's a circus...Read Full Lyrics

Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you're wonde...Read Full Lyrics

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudesMost of our brain cells are goneWe were born to be bad, you better not get us madOr we just might toilet paper your lawnWe got a reputati...Read Full Lyrics

Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a l...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal He just runs around on his hamster wheel Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster Hey, Harvey!...Read Full Lyrics