Waffle King Lyrics

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that whit...Read Full Lyrics

I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I want to tell the world about it Right Now My dog's a narcoleptic My mom's a circus...Read Full Lyrics

Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you're wonde...Read Full Lyrics

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudesMost of our brain cells are goneWe were born to be bad, you better not get us madOr we just might toilet paper your lawnWe got a reputati...Read Full Lyrics

Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What a l...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal He just runs around on his hamster wheel Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster Hey, Harvey!...Read Full Lyrics

Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy 'Cause I...Read Full Lyrics