Frat Boys Lyrics

{*a parody of Method Man's song "All That I Need"*} They all will bleed and then die, a-aahh Jason's a guy that you really oughtta watch for To him you ain't nothin' but a fly, h...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of 2Pac's song "California Love"*} Halitosis Hurts everybody Your halitosis Is ungodly It's amazing how bad you smell It's amazing I'm still alive It's amazing what you...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] I got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail like you just wouldn't believe I got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! What! Got a hangnail! And I think it's...Read Full Lyrics

Now get back, give me slack from the entonement pit 'Cause the Sudden Death-Honeynut conglomerate Is fuelin' the fire for the monster jam I'm movin' the masses with the mic in my h...Read Full Lyrics

One two for my crew, three fo' for the dough that I'm Makin', five six seven for the lives that I'm Takin', eight nine ten for my singers Start over at one because I ran out of fin...Read Full Lyrics

Get dragged to places I don't wanna go I stand around all day and then you know I fall alseep standing up and hit my face on the floor I'm bored Sitting in a place I don't wanna b...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd) Step outside, take off your coat You got me so mad I wanna slit your throat You puked on my food spilled food on my tux And you t...Read Full Lyrics

Hey big boy, ooh, you're lookin' fine I like your little mustache and your cute behind What the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I like guys who go the other route What-cha say yo...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Perfection" by Run-Dmc) Infection's my job, I must be valiant I'm a germ that was born with a natural talent I enter your body then I put up a fight No mistake I'll ma...Read Full Lyrics

Filet Mignon, by candlelight Near the fireplace so late at night Soft music in the back and the record don't skip Gonna serve you like a waiter but I don't want a tip You're so bea...Read Full Lyrics