Bowling Alley Lyrics

One cold December night back in 1984 A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans At first it looked stupid but ...Read Full Lyrics

I love my brine shrimp pals. They are my friends. I watch them float around inside their tank. But when I came back home from school today my little friends were dead and I was sad...Read Full Lyrics

Deep deep deep deep deep in the ocean Is a water-proof wristwatch that was dropped From a boat, on a cruise, by a man full of booze But even without a wrist it never stopped Throug...Read Full Lyrics

Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea Anybody there, anyone but me? Titans on the run, haunted candle shop Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop On the telephone, dialing, dialing At the c...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi, And the children in attendance were all fat and sassy, S'cept for one little boy and his name was Rick. People pushed him aroun...Read Full Lyrics

Every night, I try to go to sleep I never make it, because I always see A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes Sometimes it hovers a co...Read Full Lyrics

My very existence makes you chew up pencils My very existence makes you cringe One would think that after so much hurt and pain An ordinary human would unhinge Detnaw ton ma I neh...Read Full Lyrics

The king of Mars perfects his commentary skills I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills If you're happier, dial 1 now Don't be fooled by gravity, and don't be like the su...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon time On the Internet there was a guy A very deepy flawed man They called him Eric Bauman He was a total asshole And nobody knows why He traveled all around On the pulse ...Read Full Lyrics

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