Bozo's Lament Lyrics

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball He put t...Read Full Lyrics

You have put on your feety pajamas It's time for a long winter's nap There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there He wants you to sit on his lap He takes your watch and ...Read Full Lyrics

Take a boat, take a plane Go to London, go to Spain Take a train from Amsterdam to Monaco Take a loved one if you think They enjoy things that stink Cause everything is differ...Read Full Lyrics

I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long I know she's out there for I have heard her song In dreams she sings to me Her angel's voice a symphony Is she in a garden or a mea...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I'm sick and tired of winter And I wish...Read Full Lyrics

I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits Anyway more than I used to I used to be so tall and th...Read Full Lyrics

You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner's car You said it'd never fly that I'd never get this far I always knew that I would make it someday Now you'd be safer staying ou...Read Full Lyrics

Once in a while I go out of my way To kill you a little I'm sick or your smile, your nothing to say Your monkey, your middle You see me overhead As I go by You talk so cold ...Read Full Lyrics