I hate California
There's something out there I just don't get
I know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strange
Because I dress as if the weather's gonna change
But ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
And they sell...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
The time has come to celebrate my birthday
We just redid the basement, couch and all
You're all invited, even Mark Manelli
Just leave your coats and shoes in my front hall
We'l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I guess because my name is Bozo
I was destined to be a clown
But when I joined the traveling circus
I didn't think that it would bring me down
Make me angry like sniper in a to...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker
He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball
He put t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
You have put on your feety pajamas
It's time for a long winter's nap
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
He wants you to sit on his lap
He takes your watch and ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Take a boat, take a plane
Go to London, go to Spain
Take a train from Amsterdam to Monaco
Take a loved one if you think
They enjoy things that stink
Cause everything is differ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long
I know she's out there for I have heard her song
In dreams she sings to me
Her angel's voice a symphony
Is she in a garden or a mea...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits
I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits
Anyway more than I used to
I used to be so tall and th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton