Brave Sir Robin Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all day.[Chorus]He's a lumberjack and he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day.I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go t...Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisIsn't it frightfully good to have a dongIt's swell to have a stiffyIt's divine to own a dickFrom the tiniest little tadgerTo the world's bigges...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,Th...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all day.[Chorus]He's a lumberjack and he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day.I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go t...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjackAnd I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all day(He's a lumberjackAnd he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day)I cut down treesI eat my lunchI go to the lavatr...Read Full Lyrics

I want a love that's right, right is only half of what's wrongI want a short-haired girl who sometimes wears it twice as longNow I'm stepping out this old brown shoe, baby, I'm in ...Read Full Lyrics