Bullshit Lyrics

Well I'm starving for attention And I'm looking for perfection And my only opposition Is my lack of motivation But I'm looking for an in But I'm pissin' in the wind And if I had a ...Read Full Lyrics

So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh? I want to fight your brother Him, against me Let's kung fu!! The smoke is clearing you can see Peter and paul stanley Kareem and bru...Read Full Lyrics

She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid that she drive a car And ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Gonna bake today Try a new recipe Throw out a new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredi...Read Full Lyrics

(at the dinner table) Welcome everybody to my table Don't be shy, man, grab a seat Cmon, it's time to eat, dig in Frejoles de t.j., sushi from japan Weenies from america Don't fo...Read Full Lyrics

Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do I'm pretty fuckin' glad that I'm not you I know she was expecting, ah, we'd get married anyway A house, nice cars, ten credit ca...Read Full Lyrics

Time: it's always there but not on my side Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes Time: it's time to go to work and go to school I see a fucking problem here Get up get dressed...Read Full Lyrics

There was smoke on the water A little fire in the sky If I hear that song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a 1...Read Full Lyrics

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Bluebe...Read Full Lyrics

I kinda had a crush on you You even said "I love you too" She said, I've got no place to go You fuckin lied about your birth control I don't want a baby And my answer won't be mayb...Read Full Lyrics