Chug-A-Lug Night Lyrics

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Bluebe...Read Full Lyrics

I kinda had a crush on you You even said "I love you too" She said, I've got no place to go You fuckin lied about your birth control I don't want a baby And my answer won't be mayb...Read Full Lyrics

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now th...Read Full Lyrics

Mt. Rushmore is my favorite monument The goldsteer is a gorgeous restaurant Golden tan and a latin accent Cowboy boots and cologne What is this a gift for me? A gorgeous piece of j...Read Full Lyrics

Get pissed, you suck I know your kind I know the system I know it's not so fine I know the bees, I know the rains I know that logging can kill Oh, well, let's just go on Dumbo Pro...Read Full Lyrics

My restitution to society means stay away And equals empty grants of time The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy Helps well to do's sleep through the night [Chorus...Read Full Lyrics

Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry It's done man Yes, i...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, how did everybody get in my room? It's saturday, another perfect day Till I hit the boardwalk Headed toward the peir You're fucking gay! Fuck you! Get outta my way 50, 000 jac...Read Full Lyrics

Complimentary, is an homage I will pay Mediocracy, is the mantra of our time Nihilism, instability within We won't be pacified We brake to olive branch sick cow Instability, sardon...Read Full Lyrics

Magicians, Don Camero has lost his mind Get ready for Don Camero's Super Mega Sale Bonanza Total liquidation in all magic and pet supplies Ducks, bucks, turtles, magic wands, a...Read Full Lyrics